Some people are drawn to the “Law & Order” shows because they’re suspenseful, well-acted dramas.  Others watch because they want to fantasize about CHRISTOPHER MELONI being their DADDY.

It is to those viewers I speak now . . .

Chris says when he works out at his home gym, he works out NAKED . . . and he doesn’t black out the windows.  Quote, “I’m okay with that.  My wife is not.”

He also doesn’t like to work out with anyone else, because he doesn’t want to be spoken to.  Quote, “It’s like interrupting a monk when he’s in the middle of his monk-ing.”