This happened last fall, but we’re just hearing about it:  A bunch of people were on the “Pirates of the Caribbean” ride at Disneyland in October when it broke down.  So they were stuck on the boats for at least 30 minutes.

For the first 15 minutes or so, the music kept playing.  So they had to listen to “yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me” over and over again.  But that wasn’t the worst part.

Employees eventually stopped the music and turned the lights on.  But no one could get off the boat yet . . . and one of the guests had to PEE.

So that person ended up going off the SIDE of the boat, in full view of everyone.  And here’s the fun part . . . it WASN’T a guy.

The video just shows a mom talking about it afterward, not the actual peeing.  But she says a woman behind her took her pants down . . . hung her butt off the side of the boat . . . and peed in the water.

Obviously, when you gotta go, you gotta go.  But she says the woman was a total “Karen” who was causing issues from the start.  And it seemed like she was TRYING to make a scene.

Assuming you couldn’t hold it though, what would YOU do in that situation?  Pee off the boat, or just pee your pants?