This era of social distancing has to be tough on all the people out there having affairs.  Won’t anybody think of the cheaters?!

According to the British tabloid “The Sun”, there’s a guy in northern England who recently caught coronavirus on a trip to Italy.

With his mistress.

Now he’s back in the U.K. and his wife is in quarantine with him . . . and she has no idea how he caught it.  She thought he was on a business trip in the U.K. and didn’t know he went to Italy.

I guess him telling a tabloid to make the story international news was ONE way of breaking it to her.

A source told the paper, quote, “Despite his infection, he’s expected to survive the outbreak . . . he’s in a blind panic, but more about his adultery being exposed rather than his health.”

(The Sun)